Cheesy Pick Up Lines

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Best Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Hello Guys, Today I wanna share with you the best cheesy pick up lines collection. If you want to get the girl, try one of these cheesy pickup lines, at least to make laugh if not fall in love with you.

cheesy pick up lines
cheesy pick up lines

If you don’t have a girlfriend yet, and you have a burning desire to get a girl in your life as soon as possible, you have to be unique in the way you approach girls, you have to stand out from crowd, and cheesy pick up lines is the way to go if you want to get lucky.

The way to the girl’s heart is to make her smile and make her day. Just surprise her and say one of these cheesy pick up lines and she immediately start to get attached to you, maybe exchange phone numbers and have a nice meal together.

I’ll let discover these awesome cheesy pick up lines collection, and I would love to hear from in the comments.

Cheesy Pick Up Lines #1

 

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material

Stand still so I can pick you up!

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me

I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen

I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night

I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

How much does a polar bear weigh? (how much?) Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (your name)

Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes

Damn! You with those curves and me without brakes!

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you

Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

 Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

 I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

 You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.

Cheesy Pick Up Lines Conclusion

I hope you enjoyed these cheesy pick up lines collection, now you have all the necessary tools to get your self a girlfriend, why not take a walk tonight and try them ? I wish you luck. Do not forget to share these with your friends they will appreciate it a lot.

 

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