Corny Pick Up Lines

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Corny Pick Up Lines

Are looking for corny pick up lines ? Don’t go anywhere else, you’re in the right place. I have gathered th best corny pick up lines for you that will help you approach girls and get yourself a date.

corny pick up lines
corny pick up lines

Girls love to hear funny and corny words, not normal talking, because everyone says normal boring speech, but if you say something different and not usual, they see you special and unique.

Do you know girls don’t resist corny pick up lines, they are dying every day waiting for guys to pay attention to them and hear these words.

So why not try these corny pickup lines, and get yourself a girlfriend.

Corny Pick Up Lines #1

Are you a magician?

Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.

Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart.

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you’re dope.

Nice legs. What time do they open?

Vogue just called… They want to put you on the cover.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

They say a girl’s best friend are her legs.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Hey pretty lady, I know Klingon, and tonight I’m going Klingon to you!

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.

Your lips look so lonely.…

I lost my keys…

Can I check your pants?

Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

My shirt would look great on your bedroom floor.

Was your Dad in the Air Force?  Because you’re da bomb.

Secret Service, ma’am. I need to do a full body cavity search. National security, you know.

Your ass is so nice that it’s a shame you have to sit on it.

Burger King isn’t the only thing that is king-sized…

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.No? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

You’re so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.

You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…

Do you work at the post office? Because I see you checking out my package.

There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to mount.

Was your dad a farmer? Because you sure have great melons.

You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Wanna help prove him wrong?

Are you free tonight or will it cost me? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth.

Hey baby, wanna sharpen my pencil?

Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze, and I am the protozoa that wish to swim in their depths.

Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

When God made you, he was showing off.

When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.

Would you help me with my math homework?

I think I know a formula. You have to add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs and pray you don’t multiply if I am correct.

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