Funny Pick up Lines


Best Funny Pick up Lines That Will Make Your Crush Smile

These funny pick up lines will definitely put a smile on your crush face, and make his/her day. If you don’t know how to approach girls and don’t know the perfect words to say, then these funny pick up lines is for you, they will come in handy because they will make you look adorable and have a sense of humor.

funny pick up lines
funny pick up lines

Girls love funny guys and they love to hear funny stuff all the time, and the way to be funny with girls is to use funny pick up lines. So go ahead and pick some hot girls !!!

Funny Pick up Lines #1

 I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

 Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

 Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

 Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

 I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

 Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

 Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

 Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?

 Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.

Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

 I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

 Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

 I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

 You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

 Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

 You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

 Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

 Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

 I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

 If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

 I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

 Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

 Funny Pick up Lines Conclusion

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